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Jim Valvano Interview 1983 Final Four

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Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John  Edwards were flying to a convention.
 
Barack looked at Hillary,  chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
 
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten  $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
 
John added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10  bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
 
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, “Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them  out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.”
 
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Is this the best North Carolina has to offer?

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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t — the aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

“What happened to you,” asked Hillary?

“Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me!”

“My God, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary.

The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn’t stop it.”